February 2012
mormonhub:
last year we had a supply teacher and somebody said “sir are you a virgin” and he wouldn’t reply so everyone kept shouting out “sir you’re a virgin aren’t you you’re a virgin” but then he walked over to the boy who started it, leaned right into his face, looked him dead in the eyes and said
i think your mother knows the answer to that question
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That awkward moment when you reblog something,...
“NOOO WAIT NO I DIDN’T MEAN THAT AD’LKJS;LGK;D /editedit
Guh.”
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abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
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moraniarty:
loveallthesherlocks:
crowleyscoat:
sherlock holmes walks into a bar
the bar is actually a hospital and he’s falling off of the top of it
first i lold then i creyed
sherlock holmes walks into a pavement
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less0nneverlearned:
My main problem with Christina Aguilera is that she can’t just say a word normal, like “cat.”
She’d say “caayayayyyaaaayayayyayayaayaAAAYY, WOO HOO HOOO WOOOO YEAAAAH OOOOH NOOOO WAAAAAYYY AYAAYAT”
YES THIS OH MY GOD
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unsexual:
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
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cumbercrush:
those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to... →
